[D-community-offtopic] Joke# 9

[Chris Bannister]

Presidents Nixon, Carter & Clinton are on a cruise ship together. The
ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink.
Carter, "Abandon ship! Women & children first!"
Nixon, "F*** the women & children!"
Clinton, "Do we have time?"

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"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people
who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the 
oppressing." --- Malcolm X