[D-community-offtopic] Politics aka Joke# 27

[Gregory Nowak]

On Sun, Jan 19, 2014 at 12:52:45AM +1300, Chris Bannister wrote:
> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
> 
> Dad says,
> "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
> I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
> Government.
> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
> The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
> And your baby brother, we will call him the Future..
> Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
> 
> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
> check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
> 
> So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
> Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
> locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
> nanny..
> 
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
> 
> The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
> understand the concept of politics now."
> 
> The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
> politics is all about."
> 
> The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working
> Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being 
> ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Hilarious! LOL!

Greg


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