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<DIV>Do You want to buy some jewelry ? Please go to : <A href="http://google.com/search?hl=en&q=micro+925+silver">micro 925 silver shop</A></DIV>
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<DIV>Our shop was open nearly 18 months , Most guests like our goods , It is both good and cheap:)</DIV>
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<DIV>We accept PayPal , the transaction is very security . Reply mail to <A href="mailto:hanmu1981@hotmail.com">hanmu1981@hotmail.com</A></DIV>
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<DIV>Notice: all goods with "925 silver" are silver-plated, but very <SPAN><SPAN>beautiful :) </SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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<br>A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
<br>"Both son. God is both."
<br>After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
<br>"Both son, both."
<br>"Daddy, does God love children?"
<br>"Yes son, he loves all children."
<br>The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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<br>Have a first child
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<br>A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.
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<br>After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
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<br>The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
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<br>In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
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<br>The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team
<br> "Can you tackle?" asked the coach
<br> "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters
<br> "Wow," said the coach
<br> "I'm impressed
<br> Can you run?"
<br>"Of course I can run," said the freshman
<br> He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash
<br> "Great!" enthused the coach
<br> "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds
<br> "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it"
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