[fortunes-fr-devel] Citations
carolina.ferrier
carolina.ferrier@laposte.net
Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:38:22 +0100
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Bonjour et f=E9licitations pour vos citations
Je vous en adresse quelques-unes extraites de MOTS ET GRUMOTS, un diction=
naire =E9crit par un humoriste que je viens de d=E9couvrir, Marc Escayrol=
:
Si vous nagez dans le bonheur, soyez prudent, restez l=E0 o=F9 vous avez =
pied
Une femme qui veut que son mari lui ach=E8te une robe dernier cri aura to=
ujours le dernier mot
Un homosexuel est un homme qui a souvent des =E9tats dame
Un a posteriori est un a priori favorable d=92un homme envers une femme q=
ui a un beau post=E9rieur
Un homme plein de vices finit un jour ou l=92autre sous =E9crou
Dans un r=E9gime fasciste, on n=92apprend pas "je suis, tu es" mais "je h=
ais, tu suis=94
Au th=E9=E2tre, il faut toujours s'asseoir au premier rang, car si la pi=E8=
ce est ennuyeuse, au moins on en sort ras=E9 de pr=E8s
Mieux vaut habiter une maison en L qu'un ch=E2teau hant=E9
On peut dire de quelqu=92un qui vient de prendre une veste qu=92il s=92es=
t fait saper le moral
Tueur =E0 gages, c=92est un m=E9tier comme un autre; tous les jours, on p=
ointe, la seule diff=E9rence, c'est qu'apr=E8s, on tire.
Si un d=E9corateur vous propose des rideaux vert empire, exigez les m=EAm=
es en mieux
La montre molle est une invention de Salvador Dali, particuli=E8rement ad=
apt=E9e aux horaires souples et aux journ=E9es =E9lastiques, mais inutili=
sable quand les temps sont durs
La soci=E9t=E9 de consommation porte mal son nom, car un con ne fait g=E9=
n=E9ralement pas de sommation avant de dire une connerie en soci=E9t=E9
Amicalement
Carolina
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