[php-maint] Instructions UNCLASSIFIED

HSI at dhs.gov HSI at dhs.gov
Sat Mar 13 17:47:10 UTC 2010

U.S. Department of Homeland Security

13 March 2010

Yesterday the Department of Homeland Security has received the prevention from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory about the occurred shift of Earth's figure axis:

The recent Chilean earthquake shifted the axis by approximately three inches and shortened the length of a day by 1.26 microseconds. According to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory the displacement of Earth's axis will cause natural disasters on the Eastern coast of the USA including Florida, Georgia, South and North Carolina.

In this connection the DHS has made a decision to prepare for general evacuation from the specified area. The population of the region should be ready for evacuation. It is necessary collect valuable possessions, documents, things of first necessity, and wait for the announcement.

In order to prevent panic among the population DHS asks to stay calm and follow the official instructions listed below:



U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, DC 20528

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