[D-community-offtopic] Joke# 2

[Chris Bannister]

Chamberlain, Mussolini and Hitler go fishing just before the war, in a
sparkling Czechoslovakian lake. Chamberlain puts some bait on his line,
and pulls in a modestly sized fish.
Mussolini, unimpressed, throws a hand grenade into the water, then wades
in and pulls out an armload of dead fish that float to the surface,
smirking.
Hitler, equally unimpressed, snaps his fingers as the other two look on,
and 100 stormtroopers dash out and in a flash, they drain the lake.
Thousands of fish lie flopping about on the dry lake bed.
"Well?" Mussolini asks. "Aren't you going to go down and scoop them up?"
Hitler makes a face. "They have to beg me first."

-- 
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people
who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the 
oppressing." --- Malcolm X