[D-community-offtopic] Joke# 4

[Chris Bannister]

A man dies and is condemned to hell. The Devil tells him, "Since you had
one German parent and one Italian parent, you have a choice between
German hell or Italian hell. What's your choice?"
"What's the difference?"
"Well, in German hell, all of the tortures are devised and implemented
by Germans, while in - "
"Italian hell!!!!"

-- 
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people
who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the 
oppressing." --- Malcolm X