Application for asylum

[Scott Ferguson]

On 14/05/14 09:04, Chris Bannister wrote:
> On Tue, May 13, 2014 at 02:37:18PM -0400, Ric Moore wrote:
>> On 05/13/2014 05:30 AM, Scott Ferguson wrote:
>>> P.S. Where the hell did you "think" your were going to get "asylum"
>>> from? Hollywood?
>>> It means "sanctuary".....
>>
>> There is no escape. No one will find "sanctuary" until Hollywood is burnt to
>> the ground and it's ashes scattered widely. :) Ric
> 
> Some woman will sell you "sanctuary", according to the cult.
> 
> 
> FWIW, I think Ralf was right about 'asylum'. 
> Scott, If he jumped in a Dinghy and headed for Australia, he'd be known
> as one of 'them asylum seekers', correct? He wouldn't be known as a 
> sanctuary seeker.
> 
> Forget about anything else he'd be known as in this case. :)
> 

He'd be an illegal immigrant. The Australian Navy would get lost and
wind up in German waters where they would tow his boat into French
waters. His boat would then catch fire after which he would be rescued
and handcuffed to a hot exhaust pipe for the trip to our illegal
immigrant processing camp (run by Spotless Catering). There he would get
to share a tent with other criminals, bashed daily by well-paid
moonlighting soldiers with anger-management and steroid issues, and made
to wear a burqa. Just making a better world....


Kind regards